Like a ladder waiting outside the window of a burning house, the phone number of an expert, or ketchup, help is often missing just when you need it most. The information below may be of some assistance, but probably not.
Contacting Lemony Snicket
Mr. Snicket’s investigations usually prevent him from being anywhere near any electronic equipment or postal paraphernalia. However, if you feel you must send word to him, you can write him at:
HarperCollins Children’s Books
New York, NY 10007