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Below you will find activities to fill your hours with sorrow.


Quiz
This quiz tests how much you failed to comprehend in the first three paperback books in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Shocking E-card
Your friends will be in for a terrible shock when you send them this e-card.

Screensaver
We recommend that you save yourself; not your screen.

E-warnings
Create an e-card and alert your friends.

Trivial Trivia
Too much knowledge is not always a good thing.

Laborious Letter Writing
Writing letters while stranded on a desert island might make you feel better, but it won’t make you any safer.

Beloved Beatrice
Test your knowledge of Mr. Snicket’s dedications to Beatrice. Then forget the name Beatrice and read something else.

Frantic Fill-in-the Blanks
Fill in the missing words to create your own distressing correspondence.

Baby Babble
Using Sunny’s glossary to complete a crossword puzzle will keep your busy, but it might also make you cry.

Secret in a Message
You can decipher the secret code to learn where Count Olaf might be hiding. Or you can do something more pleasant, like sharpen a box of pencils.
Wretched Word Search
Finding names in a word search will only remind you of the characters you have worked so hard to forget.

Dreadful Details
Looking at illustrations depicting the unfortunate events in the lives of the Baudelaire siblings will only lead to more despair.




Sunny Baudelaire’s Glossary Game
Strangely, some people find Sunny a little difficult to understand. Do you?

Slippery Sledding
A game for fans of The Slippery Slope with nothing better to do.

Terrible Trivia
If you can answer these trivia questions, you’ve read too much.

Think like a Baudelaire
Using anagrams is a common way of sending secret codes. Hone your skills for the anagrams you will have to decipher in The Beatrice Letters.
Innovative Inventions
Violet invents ways to help her siblings out of danger. Now it’s your turn.

Miserable Maze
Help the Baudelaire siblings escape from the clutches of Count Olaf.

Survival Signs
Sings offer warning of impending doom. Design your own signs to help those in danger.

Unwanted
Like a kid on Halloween or an escaped convict, Count Olaf is often in disguise. Make sure you can recognize him no matter what.




Unwanted!
Please print this poster of Count Olaf to aid the authorities in his capture.

Grim Greetings
Depending on your mood, you may or may not wish to print and send this to someone.

A Series of Unfortunate Trading Cards
Print these cards to trade with your friends, or keep them in a locked box.

13 Shocking Secrets you’ll wish you never knew about Lemony Snicket
An invaluable booklet that contains unsettling information.
 


Art by Brett Helquist