Violet Baudelaire - Klaus Baudelaire - Sunny Baudelaire - Mr. Poe - Count Olaf
Duncan Quagmire - Isadora Quagmire - Lemony Snicket - Beatrice

Name: Count Olaf. Age: Old enough to know better. Occupation: Actor/Murderer. Distinguishing Characteristics: One eyebrow, tattoo of an eye on his ankle. Favorite Hobby: Snatching fortunes away from small children. Favorite Book: How I Snatched The Baudelaire Fortune, by Count Olaf (still being written) Least Favorite Color: Anything clean. Least Favorite Food: Anything he had to buy and cook himself. Fond Hope: To increase his personal fortune, preferably at the expense of others.