Nail-biting News
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How Unfortunate!
UnfortunateEventsMovie.com has been nominated for Best Official Movie Site of the Year by Movies.com.
Vote here.
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Mishaps, Mayhem, Misadventures, Oh Joy!
Just in time to ruin your holiday season, the Baudelaire's hit the big screen. Look out for Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events at a theater near you.
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Be warned that, in November, new and alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events movie tie-in books will start appearing in stores. However, you can avoid finding out more about these books based upon the movie based upon the books by not clicking here.
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Rumor has it that Count Olaf has decided to launch his own movie website. We can only urge you not to investigate further.
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Sadly, we must report that a movie trailer has now been spotted online. We would encourage you not to eye it.
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TM & Copyright © 2004 by
PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION
and DREAMWORKS LLC.
All Rights Reserved.
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Is unfortunateeventsmovie.com official? It claims to include "a growing body of evidence regarding something so awful I can't even write it down ..." and announces: "Worse, eyes are appearing in places even more alarming than Count Olaf's ankle."
Avert your eyes! This picture, from the movie Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, is disturbing enough. Avoid seeing more by staying away from movie theatres. Also, don't click here.
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TM & Copyright © 2004 by
PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION
and DREAMWORKS LLC.
All Rights Reserved.
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Just in time to ruin Christmas 2004, a major motion picture starring Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, and Jude Law will expose millions to the unbearable circumstances described in The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room and The Wide Window. Unless you have a taste for dark rooms, sticky floors, stale popcorn, and unhappy endings, steer clear of the movie.
You should be warned that these unfortunate persons are to be held responsible:
Klaus Baudelaire: Liam Aiken
Violet Baudelaire: Emily Browning
Lemony Snicket: Jude Law
Count Olaf: Jim Carrey
Mr. Poe: Timothy Spall
Uncle Monty: Billy Connolly
Aunt Josephine: Meryl Streep
Director: Brad Siberling
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Books Based Upon the Movie
Based Upon the Books
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