Here, for your protection, is a list of websites and web pages dedicated to matters concerning Lemony Snicket, the Baudelaires, and a Series of Unfortunate Events. You should probably avoid them.
“13 Shocking Secrets you’ll wish you never knew about Lemony Snicket” is an invaluable booklet that contains unsettling information about Lemony Snicket, the Baudelaire orphans, and a secret organization that is watching you right now.
A major motion picture starring Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, and Jude Law exposed millions to the unbearable circumstances described in The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room and The Wide Window. Unless you have a taste for dark rooms, sticky floors, stale popcorn, and unhappy endings, steer clear of the movie and these websites:
You should be warned that these unfortunate persons are to be held responsible:
Klaus Baudelaire: Liam Aiken Violet Baudelaire: Emily Browning Lemony Snicket: Jude Law Count Olaf: Jim Carrey Mr. Poe: Timothy Spall Uncle Monty: Billy Connolly Aunt Josephine: Meryl Streep Director: Brad Siberling
If you yourself are unfortunate enough to have created a website, you may wish to own up.
The Miserable Movie
