Violet Baudelaire - Klaus Baudelaire - Sunny Baudelaire - Mr. Poe - Count Olaf
Duncan Quagmire - Isadora Quagmire - Lemony Snicket - Beatrice

Name: Duncan Quagmire. Age: same as Isadora Quagmire. Occupation: Journalist/Triplet. Distinguishing Characteristics: Always carries a dark green notebook. Favorite Hobby: Taking notes. Favorite Book: The Portable Dorothy Parker. Least Favorite Color: Excrutiatingly cheerful pink. Least Favorite Food: Rhubarb. Fond Hope: To tell the Baudelaires the secret of V.F.D.